"Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone"
David Letterman, Top Ten Bush Solutions for Global Warming

The federal government was slow in responding to hurricane victims, but quick to give Halliburton a reconstruction contract.

Cheney was in hiding for the last two weeks because he had very important business to take care of. He had to give Halliburton the hook up one more time. You just can't have a catastrophe without Bush cronies walking away with some dough.

Let's see. Joe Allbaugh was the former FEMA director. He had no qualifications for the job. He was Bush's campaign director.

He left to make money in the financial rape of Iraq. Before he left FEMA he did us the great favor of putting Michael Brown in charge there. Thank you Mr. Allbaugh. Now Allbaugh is a Halliburton consultant. It all smells worse than the water in New Orleans.