Saturday, March 15, 2008

Wish I'd Said That

U.S. Not Planning to Attack Iran, Says U.S Iran War Czar

Leave it to the Onion to give us the real scoop.

"We're simply taking every precautionary measure we can to maintain the peace between the two countries, such as making sure we have enough cruise missiles to carry out that peace, taking comprehensive aerial photographs of Iranian bombing targets, and calculating how many lives would be lost if we did invade Iran, which we're not going to do."

Many a truth is said in jest.