John Paul in Heaven
Pope John Paul II gets to heaven. St. Peter says, "Frankly, you're lucky to be here."
Pope John Paul II says, "Why? What did I do wrong on earth?"
St. Peter says, "God was very angry with your stance on women becoming priests."
Pope John Paul says, "He's mad about THAT?"
St. Peter says, "She's furious."
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Mike Peters, Dayton Daily News
Walt Handelsman, Newsday