Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Only the Onion

"Make no mistake: If Kerry becomes president, no one will be safe from me," Cheney told reporters. "Businesses, places of worship, schools, public parks: No place will offer you refuge. A vote for Kerry is a vote to die in your own bed at the hands of Dick Cheney."

I love the Onion, but the problem with this particular piece of satire is that it rings a little too true.