Bring on Armageddon!
I am not making this up. You are not reading the Onion. You are not reading a transcript from Saturday Night Live. This interchange actually took place on Good Morning America between Robin Roberts and Tim LaHaye.
ROBERTS: As my mom often says, you better get right -- better get right in these times that we're living in.
ROBERTS: You see what's going on: the bombing in Haifa and Israel, and it's so close to the valley of Armageddon. And when you think about that and people see this and think about -- is it indeed Armageddon?
JENKINS: Well, we feel Armageddon comes later.
Too bad. When Armageddon comes we'll be rid of Good Morning America.